From root@whitehouse.gov Mon Oct 25 10:30:12 1999 Return-Path: Received: from whitehouse.gov(marketing.nyc2.register.com[209.208.136.136]) (2549 bytes) by packetstorm.securify.com via sendmail with P:esmtp/D:user/T:local (sender: ) id for ; Mon, 25 Oct 1999 10:30:11 -0700 (PDT) (Smail-3.2.0.106 1999-Mar-31 #1 built 1999-Sep-18) Received: (from root@localhost) by whitehouse.gov (8.9.3/8.9.3) id NAA13769 for submissions@packetstorm.securify.com; Mon, 25 Oct 1999 13:36:19 -0400 Date: Mon, 25 Oct 1999 13:36:19 -0400 From: root Message-Id: <199910251736.NAA13769@whitehouse.gov> To: submissions@packetstorm.securify.com Subject: Microsoft.Kills Status: RO Microsoft Corporation are actually murderers. --------------------------------------------- New York, N.Y. October 25th,1999 In an independent study conducted this month by staff at AntiOffline.com, and MacroShaft.org, it was revelead that Microsoft is killing people on a daily basis, with the evidence verified by statisticians at New York University's Mike Hunt. "Based on these estimated projections, it seems the Justice Department needs to begin a prompt investigation into this matter." states Mike. Based on data gathered on a one month term this is the output: Windows users crash an estimated two times a day which requires an estimated 3 minutes to reboot. Result? (Rough estimates) 100 million Windows users x 120 seconds == 507 years lost. 6 deaths a day are attributed to this product. This alone does not include any estimates from those users who have to reboot upon installing programs. Nor does this include time spent configuring TCP/IP reboots. With an estimated dollar amount of about 22 million dollars lost weekly (this is a generous amount) due to these reboots, its strange that no company has gone bankrupt. "If anyone would care to break these figures down into dramatic fashion, their would probably be global catastrophes." states Sil of AntiOffline The difference between life and death on the workplace is no longer restricted to psychotic Postal workers, but rather a more chilling enemy known as te Blue Screen of Death. We've yet attempted to solidly document that *actual* numbers out of fears our calculator could not reach the given amount, so we actually have given Microsoft what could be an actual death toll of 20-30 people daily. Staff at Microsoft declined to return our e-mails repeatedly but we will continue to pursue the numbers as time goes by. J. Oquendo sil@antioffline.com sil@macroshaft.org sil@stupid-bitch.com "Windows -- When do you want to reboot today?" ID 0x1281EC4F DH/DSS 4096/1024 CIPHER: CAST PGP Fingerprint 46C0 6A83 E6D2 FEA6 383A B9A6 44D3 4E77 1281 EC4F