Netmaster 10baseT is in the house
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<CENTER><STRONG>Yo bitch! Dis is Netmaster 10baseT pingin' yo
sorry ass, and I want y'all to know that </STRONG></CENTER>
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<CENTER><STRONG>I'm on the muthafuckin case. </STRONG></CENTER>
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<CENTER><STRONG>Word!<BR>
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<CENTER><TT><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Courier New">[boom chicka wap wap
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<CENTER><STRONG>I be jackin'. </STRONG></CENTER>
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<CENTER><STRONG>I be crimpin'. </STRONG></CENTER>
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<CENTER><STRONG>I be tracin'. </STRONG></CENTER>
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<CENTER><STRONG>I be pingin'</STRONG></CENTER>
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<CENTER><STRONG>I be routin' yo packets like a Cisco; </STRONG></CENTER>
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<CENTER><STRONG>I'm gonna grease yo cables with Crisco.<BR>
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<CENTER><STRONG>Give me a serial cable and a Qume, </STRONG></CENTER>
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<CENTER><STRONG>and I'll be flyin'. </STRONG></CENTER>
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<CENTER><STRONG>I'll clear the muthafuckin room. </STRONG></CENTER>
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<CENTER><STRONG>You don't fuck with me: my crimper's got fangs.
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<CENTER><STRONG>I'll take all your dots, and turn 'em inta bangs.
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<CENTER><STRONG>So I'm movin' yo data like a GIGAswitch HPPI;
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<CENTER><STRONG>You do a traceroute, and you think it's kinda
trippy</STRONG></CENTER>
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<CENTER><STRONG>When it don't hop no place; it comes straight
to me; </STRONG></CENTER>
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<CENTER><STRONG>I got electro-magnets in my TCP.<BR>
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<CENTER><STRONG>Some cracker cuts yo fiber with a hatchet? </STRONG></CENTER>
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<CENTER><STRONG>I'll rap his fuckin' head in with a ratchet, </STRONG></CENTER>
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<CENTER><STRONG>cuz I'm the Netmaster. 10baseT is in the house;
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<CENTER><STRONG>I'm clackin' on yo keyboard, I'm clickin on yo
mouse. </STRONG></CENTER>
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<CENTER><STRONG>And you better watch out , cuz I'm sniffin yo
packets</STRONG></CENTER>
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<CENTER><STRONG>Got a mile o' CAT-5 with the insulator jacket.
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<CENTER><TT><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Courier New">[chicka wap chicka
widget chicka boom boom pppfffffttt]</FONT></TT><STRONG> <BR>
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<CENTER><STRONG>I'm seeing all ones from the back o' the jack;
</STRONG></CENTER>
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<CENTER><STRONG>I'm tellin' the telco they all smokin' crack.
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<CENTER><STRONG>I can loop ya fuckin' link in a minute. </STRONG></CENTER>
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<CENTER><STRONG>Give me a console port...and I'm up in it. </STRONG></CENTER>
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<CENTER><STRONG>Cuz I'm a bad-ass admin on the net... </STRONG></CENTER>
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<CENTER><STRONG>...straight outta Netcom: crazy muthafucka with
a terminator. </STRONG></CENTER>
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<CENTER><STRONG>I'm gonna trace yo ass. </STRONG></CENTER>
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<CENTER><STRONG>So, you best not be slackin'. </STRONG></CENTER>
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<CENTER><STRONG>you know that I'll be hackin'. </STRONG></CENTER>
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<CENTER><STRONG>Got the GIGAswitch HPPI muthafuckin' connectivity.
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<CENTER><STRONG>While all the other admins' on a picnic... </STRONG></CENTER>
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<CENTER><STRONG>I'm on the case; I'm bustin' on Mitnick. </STRONG></CENTER>
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<CENTER><STRONG>Your friends on trex all usin' PGP? </STRONG></CENTER>
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<CENTER><STRONG>I'll fuckin' read it in hex; that ain't shit to
me. </STRONG></CENTER>
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<CENTER><STRONG>Cuz I'm what the muthafuckas call connected. </STRONG></CENTER>
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<CENTER><STRONG>Your packet comes to me
it gets rejected.
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<CENTER><STRONG>I can see you through the fiber, got yo mouse
in yo hand with</STRONG></CENTER>
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<CENTER><STRONG>the muthafuckin' spam that's consumin' my bandwidth.
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<CENTER><STRONG>You got yo routes all flappin'. </STRONG></CENTER>
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<CENTER><STRONG>And yo packets all droppin, </STRONG></CENTER>
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<CENTER><STRONG>You say you got problems on the net? </STRONG></CENTER>
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<CENTER><STRONG>You ain't seen nothin' yet. </STRONG></CENTER>
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<CENTER><STRONG>It's gonna run...LIKE BUTTA.<BR>
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<CENTER><STRONG>Peace. I'm outta here. <BR>
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